STAMPEDE
No racer is currently reporting a reading, so the hero shows no standings.
- the pot
- 0.0247SOL
- $1.88 · creator fees from the five racers only · age pending
- locks in
- —
- voting closes when this reaches zero
Five memecoins in five lanes, scored on the only number that settles an argument: how far each market cap has run since the gate opened. Not how big it is. How far it moved. The chart with horns.
No wallet, no signature, no transaction. Watch the herd run, close the tab. That is the whole deal.
Measured against what each head read the second the round opened. Straight from DexScreener, dated in seconds, never smoothed.
One input, always focused. Nothing to click, no nav to learn. Type race and watch.
the rules of the ring
the rules of the ring
Growth wins, not size
The board ranks by how far a market cap has moved since the gate opened. A $2M head that runs beats a $286M one that sits. Nobody gets rank for being big.
Five head, by mint
Five Solana tokens, each nailed to a verified mint address. Every one of these tickers has impostors out there. The mint is the animal; the symbol is just what it answers to.
Numbers wear their age
Each figure shows where it came from and how many seconds old it is. If a read fails, the row says NO DATA and shuts up. Nothing here is guessed, carried forward, or made to look fresher than it is.
You type, the herd moves
No menus, no buttons to hunt. One always-focused command line runs the whole board: race, board, lot 3, source, help. Tab completes, up arrow remembers.
the card — five head, by mint
The field is five parodies of the biggest ansem.io launches — a tribute, run as a race. These are test tokens we launched ourselves, not the coins they are named after, so the board can be moved on demand and proven to respond. You are watching our riffs run, not the originals.
TBULLT — The big one. Runs like it has already read the chart.
TCATT — A cat in a herd of bulls. Lands on its feet more often than it should.
TMANT — Smallest head on the card. Growth does not check your height.
TEYET — Named for aim. Still has to run the same lane as everyone else.
TZ5T — The only one named after a figure. Has to post one like everybody else.
